• +1. Take nice car. Fuck it up.

    OK, if you're driving your mum's Corsa 1.0 and you think it'd be marginally less embarrassing to drive if it had a badly-fitted body kit held on by self-tappers, and that cutting the springs in half so the wheels rub on the bodywork every time you go round a corner, or get in it, or a bird craps on it, then fine. It's only a one litre Corsa. It's shit to start with. But why take a car which is excellent to start with, and then make it unusably crap? Form over function bollocks-a-go-go.

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