To the impatient dick behind me last night who beeped me and then tried to drive around me as I gave way to an ambulance on blues and twos at a T junction. You're an impatient dick and I reached every subsequent set of lights before you anyway.
This morning I finally shouted "use the pavement" to the mother who insists on walking her 3 kids up the middle of my road every morning on the way to school. Sorry if I came across as overly grumpy, but ffs the pavement's there for a reason.
To the impatient dick behind me last night who beeped me and then tried to drive around me as I gave way to an ambulance on blues and twos at a T junction. You're an impatient dick and I reached every subsequent set of lights before you anyway.
This morning I finally shouted "use the pavement" to the mother who insists on walking her 3 kids up the middle of my road every morning on the way to school. Sorry if I came across as overly grumpy, but ffs the pavement's there for a reason.