• Like I said, I generally couldn't give a shit what people drive, but new Ferrari and Lamborghini drivers are mostly cunts.

    No real issue with 205 GTi/R5 Turbo/Golf GTi drivers.

  • To be fair I felt absolutely cool as fuck in my 205, there's something about uneconomical, expensive to insure old cars that overheat in traffic, that takes commitment

    Bit like running an old scooter, you will go from hero to zero in half a second when that thing suddenly cuts out in the middle of the west end

  • My M3 always managed to have issues in the Knightsbridge/Belgravia area - never anywhere else. It got pushed into a mews behind the Lanesborough Hotel where I proceeded to examine it over the course of a weekend. It looked positively young in comparison to some of the cars parked up along there. The coffin dodger who owned all the old cars had no issue with me leaving it there - he even said he'd keep his eye on it for me.

  • Bit like running an old scooter, you will go from hero to zero in half a second when that thing suddenly cuts out in the middle of the west end

    I know that feeling. You go from cruising along in the sun, enjoying life, to frantically wheeling over to the side of the road and being giggled at by Italian tourists.

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