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Dammit

Were you holding a hockey stick whilst eating Poutine at the time?

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in reply to @Dammit

No. And to be fair, I've had dicks at Canadian customs as well. Maybe it's an Anglo thing. As far as I can tell from that Australian Border Control TV show, they are the worst.

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Soul in reply to @

I've had dicks at Canadian customs as well.
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BRM in reply to @

i had my hoop felt at perth airport, because i didn't a good enough reason to explain why it was four years since i last came home to the country in which i had a valid passport.

weapons grade wankers
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johnnyhotdog in reply to @

For some reason, Australian customs don't find it funny when they ask you if you have a criminal record and you reply with 'I didn't think I still needed one.'
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deleted in reply to @

I've only ever had good experiences at Australian border control... I've lost count of the amount of times I've been asked the purpose of my visit when I've been returning to the UK... OK, I've got a Spanish passport but it was issued in London, I'm speaking to you in flawless cockerney and I was fucking born here, you fucking bellend... American border control drives me insane, makes me never wanna visit the USA again...