Football

Hahahahahaha!

Like I said, 28yrs since we won the league and we've still won more fucking honours than you bunch of no marks! What had Chelsea won pre '96? I think you won the Simod Cup once in the early 80's?
And stop trying to use my 'umbrella' gag, you're so thick you won't even know the reference

#georgimarkov

#fucktardsareus

Fuck me, did Utd really pay £54m for Martial?!?

#lolocoptor

Top top entertainment listening to Ferdinand and Scholes slating United.

Blah, blah, blah... But unlike you, and your Kopite mates down the road, the rest of us live in the present...

Everton, much like Libpool, are quintessential also-rans... Good enough to take points off the top teams occasionally but never challenging for the top spot (in Neverton's case, anyway)...

I couldn't give a shit about Everton, boring club propped up by pools money in their heyday and even then only managed two league titles although they had millions and millions to spend... Woop de fucking do!

Back in yer box... x

#weartheshirt

Excellent stuff.

Daniel Sturridge lives in a hospital

Football thread is even better with hash tags.
Now Bourney are in.
How the Fuck how I don't know but they are

happy we scored a couple tonight. even if one was an OG.

https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video/CUsFi2dXAAEea8q.mp4

https://twitter.com/btsportfootball/status/674322188913082371?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Second goal was something special tonight

That was a peach.

9 league titles
5 FA Cups

Not bad...and I don't remember any of those coming from funds from a billionaire

Chelsea's haul after spending over half a BILLION? Not forgetting Abramovich was playing a big game of 'pin the tail on the donkey'. He just chose the club nearest to where in wanted to live in West London. Don't forget, he almost bought Tottenham but unsurprisingly didn't like the area

Chelsea...the Mikey Carroll of The Premier League

*blows raspberry

#twobobclubfortwobobtits

😘

i loved the way van gaal went on about how his team scored 2 goals
he seemed so pleased about it, he forgot his team was knocked out of the champions league

Festive period pressure building up nicely on this thread

Hi to Jonny. Nice to see someone from this thread in real life and be reminded we are not all maniacs.

Seemingly so :(

And wasn't one of those an OG?
Chelsea's highest scorer this season I believe. We should snap him up as replacement for cardboard man

Liverpool fans clearly forgetting that losing the fourth CL place would kill of any hope they had of ever qualifying again.

Good. I don't want 4 English teams in it. It should be for teams of quality, not any old riff-raff. We are an embarrassment.
Look at Arsenal for example, 20 years of finishing 4th, 20 CL appearances in a row and what have they got to show for it? One losers medal. Like I said, embarrassing

Thing is that the PL is doing what the CL did to the UEFA cup. These days both appear to be an unwelcome distraction for the English sides. Big bucks come from sky and European cups are now about as important as the league cup.

Europa League is cobblers, no-one takes it seriously until they get to the Semi's just like the League. Saying that, I've had some ace European away days

bit of fila and kappa in the backpack coming home ?

Man, this has to be the best thread on the forum. Not even that big a football fan but I'm now enthralled. Pity I'm so late to the party. Bravo to you all!

Obligatory first question:
Do you know TEH RULEZ?