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Pistanator in reply to @>>>>>>
If you don't finish top 4, you're fucked! The best players will all wanna leave, Mourinho will leave or get sacked and hopefully Abromovich will get an umbrella in his arse on Waterloo Bridge

Ha!

RicinyourbumFTW

I not only hope this is the start of something different but I think it looks so. This feels like the first time that clubs with smaller pockets are able to keep their best players (spurs, WBA, Everton) thanks to increased TV money. But teams traditionally lower down the table can buy decent players and get close to being good teams (stoke, WHU). Finally this year feels like we've dropped off in Europe proper (though its been slowly coming). There's a fairly strong possibility of 3 getting dumped out of the CL.

I not only hope this is the start of something different but I think it looks so. This feels like the first time that clubs with smaller pockets are able to keep their best players (spurs, WBA, Everton) thanks to increased TV money. But teams traditionally lower down the table can buy decent players and get close to being good teams (stoke, WHU). Finally this year feels like we've dropped off in Europe proper (though its been slowly coming). There's a fairly strong possibility of 3 getting dumped out of the CL.

It won't happen don't worry about that :|

The gift that kee.....

https://youtu.be/cRZhvbGRw_k

"Where's you cashmere sweater?"

It was polonium.

Those nasty Southerner scum....
Indeed we are all laughing. Well I am anyway, but I have gone mad

I wonder if any of them will be seeking other opportunities by the end of the week?

Forget cashmere. I haz paisley:

https://youtu.be/nIojMaMR-Ow

Kid on the left is Napoleon Dynamite's brother fella with the mic is "Dan, Dan, Dan...Dan...Dan!"

So Everton v Palace tonight on Sky Super Duper Wankoff Monday

Winner takes all, slotting nicely into 6th

I feel a draw coming on.

I think it should be a good game.

Both teams have been playing decent football but not 100% defensively.

I thought David Luiz had left Chelsea??

Should have specified Premier League. Which Everton have never won and probably never will you mouthy twat.

Pistanator in reply to @MultiGrooves
Kid on the left is Napoleon Dynamite's brother fella with the mic is "Dan, Dan, Dan...Dan...Dan!"

with the missus that does illegal stuff on the granite marble worktop?

1.30 "If I said shoot for every time I've said it this season I'd be a millionaire"

Hang on. In this scenario who said you'd be getting paid? What is the rate of pay you'd be expecting to shout shoot? It'd take about 2 years saying shoot continuously at a rate of a penny a shout as is common in these scenarios to make your first mill. You sure, son?

Ahhhh, so let me guess, you're about 21yo?
Are you aware there was football before '92 when Sky rebranded the beautiful game and fed it to bellends like yourself.
I could easily flip your argument round and ask 'When did and how many times have Chelsea win the league pre Premiership? Fuck all...maybe once in 100yrs? 2 bob club with 2 bob fans!
Now, without going to google...do you know who Kerry Dixon is?

....we've not won the league for 28yrs and we've still won it more times than you!!

*blows kiss

I'm waiting for you to mention the rotund bin man....

The best 'keeper the UK has ever seen

Chalfie in reply to @MultiGrooves
It was polonium.

It was ricin on the bridge and polonium for the spy recently, no?

Pistanator
So Everton v Palace tonight on Sky Super Duper Wankoff Monday

Winner takes all, slotting nicely into 6th

"Dan, Dan, Dan...Dan...Dan!"

dlted

Lukaku is good at football