Football

Pistanator in reply to @MultiGrooves
Kid on the left is Napoleon Dynamite's brother fella with the mic is "Dan, Dan, Dan...Dan...Dan!"

with the missus that does illegal stuff on the granite marble worktop?

1.30 "If I said shoot for every time I've said it this season I'd be a millionaire"

Hang on. In this scenario who said you'd be getting paid? What is the rate of pay you'd be expecting to shout shoot? It'd take about 2 years saying shoot continuously at a rate of a penny a shout as is common in these scenarios to make your first mill. You sure, son?