Food

It was good (objectively speaking; I am inexperienced in dim sum, so intend to rectify this).
The wagyu & ribeye sliders were very good indeed.
Ditto steamed king prawn dumplings
Fried squid and ribs a bit heavy / greasy
Lots of other tasty stuff in between
Cocktails knockout

As @greenhell predicted, it was empty when I arrived (I did a partridge style "are you sure you can fit me in?!" Cue blank faces) and is cavernous and dark so even when it filled up a bit it's got all the atmosphere of a bilge sump. Came to £50 a head although we weren't holding back on the food or booze. All in all a fittingly middle class* prelude to Slayer at the Academy and 7/10 would visit again.

*but less than the guys who were eating in Brindisa :)