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@The_Seldom_Killer
To be fair, unlike the facebook level warnings, the Home Office doesn't try and waste our time coming up with some tenuous copy and paste backstory that lets you know the warning is totes legit. You know, the ones which wrap up a selection of mates cousin down the pub, muslim boyfriend, white saviour, troubled conscience, christian peril tropes into one tasty package, you just can't resist.
I suspect the likes of Snopes and other debunkers can't even be arsed with his utter arse gravy anymore.
And even if there was a chance its true, what are you going to do? Lock yourself in your house staring at pictures of internet people you totally won't believe exist and sipping from your guaranteed terrorist proof Bear Grylls hydration system in a blind panic that your Asda delivery driver might have a bit of a tan and a beard? that's how they'll really get you, you know. Dirty bombs and anthrax tucked into your microwavable all american papa johns pizza. They'll find your poisoned and blown up corpse clutching a handwritten note in arabic script that, when translated, reads "Allah hu Akbar - You should have gone to the mall you dozy fucker".