Any question answered...

Took me a while, but chinos are for cunts.

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a shot across the bow

Figured it out now!

What's a decent small lightweight chain tool for carrying around in case of emergency?

(Looking for something 10/11 speed Shimano/SRAM compatible.)

Think I've answered my own question:

http://www.topeak.com/products/Mini-Tools/SuperChainTool

65g!

I've got one of those, removed the clip on/in tools and plastic bit in the middle and it's down to 45g.

Nice.

Any experience using it? I presume it does the job? :)

Hexus 2 multi tool 167g

Used on 8 and 10 speed chains at home a couple of times, assume it is just as easy to use outside...

So far I think it's easier and more comfortable to use than the one on my Crank Bros 19 thing, or the Park mini brute (both are difficult to gain leverage, especially with cold, wet hands).

The core of the ciaintool unscrews itself and fucks off, guess when you discover it's absence?

With the Hexus when you need the tyre levers.

Sorry, meant alan key.

There's only I lost at a campsite near Swanage. Still got the Allen key.

My Exposure Flare rear light has gone a bit duff. It's much less bright than the front even when I swap the batteries around. Can LED lights just go off a bit?

Sorry, meant Allen key.

ftfy

1+ uniqlo, their stretchy demin are awesome, I fit exactly as you describe.

Park tools' own is the best.

It's the best so far (and by best, I mean least likely to fuck up ).

Stretchy denim is for cunts

This chaintool boils down to the Axe and Compasses pub in Braughing on the Sunday after the Olympic road race 2012.

You are probably right.

Park tools' own is the best.

Park Tools don't specifically state it's compatible with 11 speed though:

http://www.parktool.com/product/mini-chain-brute-chain-tool-ct-5?
Works on derailleur chain including 5-, 6-, 7-, 8-, 9-, and 10-speed chains

Is there any reason why a chain tool wouldn't be 11 speed friendly? (Aside from that weird 11 speed Campag stuff.)

No idea but I can post you mine for a fiver if you decide against the Topeak/Hexus/whatever else was mentioned...

Any recommendations for a not super-pricey torque wrench? Any good black Friday deals on them?

The tool built in to their alien multi is very good, too.