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Edge of the seat stuff but good to get a big scalp at home.

Bellend bingo

Am I right in saying that citeh have been the richest club in world football for a few years now? What they have achieved and the players they have attracted over the last few years is laughable. Both league titles have been handed to them in my opinion so still to actually 'win' the league. Now getting raped by Liverpool at home after spending 50 mill on sterling. Good to see they are still a comedy club

worst goal celebrations ever:

1. Lukakus co-ordinated dance today after their 4th
   
2. Sturridge
   

Chelsea rejects >>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Good win for us Rich but I bet we were dull. One shot on target yet we win 2-1. Arsenal are not champion material.

richest club in the world and who do they bring on at half time .... why fabien delph of course !

thanks citeh

And both doing better after leaving Chelsea and both higher in the league

As you were

Opinion on the sofa bed in Manchester: Diego Costa didn't need to fall over. Took his goal well.

Swansea didn't deserve the penalty. He tripped over his own feet.

Didn't watch anymore, power rangers won out.

That was the joke, you bellend...

Wouldn't be hard to score more when you're actually getting a chance of a game... Innit, bruv?

Steve McLaren can't stay in his job too much longer. He carefully deconstructed a team nailed-on for promotion last year, but this year hasn't been enough of a challenge for him because Newcastle were shit to start with.

Who's next? Moyes? Rodgers? McLeish? Pellegrini?

I feel sorry for Newcastle.

I will never, ever feel sorry for Newcastle

Cunts to a man

I'd be careful if you want to keep your job and stay out of the Evening Standard.

No sign of Manc Ronnie and his amusing cynicism today.
Here's a link to yesterday's highlights if you need reminding what 1billion net spend buys one nowadays

http://www.timesoccer.com/video/104/11-liverpool-vs-manchester-city-live-highlights.html

Here we go...

Just awaiting the #thiscouldbeourseason bollocks.

Strong work by dembele and Kane with the close work rocket!

Great delivery from Eriksen, fine header by Toby! Only bad thing is I took him out of my fantasy team...

Should have had two more, great save by Adrian from son and then the looping header from alli hitting the crossbar. Then Kane clean through and shanking his shot.
Got to keep our foot on their throats, and make the pressure count, because west Ham have looked dangerous coming forward and Carroll and kouyate are proving a handful..

Kane with the crucial third goal, and eriksen denied by adrián. We look dangerous coming forward and there's more goals here for us.
Toby's done wonders for our defence and both walker and rose now wonder seem like defensive liabilities who just rely on their pace to get them out of trouble..

Nobles a niggly player, gets himself and alli a yellow card, for no reason apart from the fact he cant get his team into the game.
Alli missing the Chelsea game could be a big loss.
Dembele's looked class today, his ability to beat a man in tight confines, nick the ball away in challenges, and his upper body strength when shielding the ball has been on full display today. Looks like a player reborn.
Kane's got through a shift today, been all across that front line. Deserved his two goals. His second was a glorious grass cutter from the edge of the box..

Dembele man of the match. likeaboss.

Wanted the clean sheet as much for my fantasy team, as well as for the team on general and the confidence it would build.
Just as I was talking up walker, he goes and scores a great goal, outside of the boot, lovely technique, then goes all headless chicken when he had plenty of time and space to clear, giving Lanzini a sight on goal, and his finish was excellent..

Looking good, looking good. Was hoping we'd have our very own penta. Like the way we're looking more dangerous and calculating on the counter. Eriksen wasn't at his best today, showed invention and work rate but a lot of his little flicks and dinks were dropping short, when I would have liked him to be more dembele and hold the ball beat the man and then play the pass...

2 years away and Corny's live match commentary is still very dull

What part of the ground were you sat?

front row of the effra...

Good plan, avoid the searches, and the metal detectors that have now sprung up at football grounds for our safety.

Mind you, its obviously symbolic, as demonstrated by the smoke bomb at St. Mary's yesterday.