• Dickhead cyclist breezes past dangerously close. Swerves a bit at a moped. Moped then punishment passes the cyclist because that makes everything OK. Next set of lights Cyclist breezes through red, Moped and Motorcyclist pull to a halt unnecessarily inside ASL, complain about how all cyclists run red lights while I'm sat next to them enjoying not going anywhere, and then when the lights change they nip off doing more than 30mph in a 20 zone.
    I pootle in and next-to-nothing mph and have a lovely time. Things are nice now the temperature is back to where it should be.

  • while I'm sat next to them enjoying not going anywhere and then when the lights change nip off doing more than 30mph in a 20 zone.

    Yes, we get it, you just thought you'd weave your superior speed in there quite inconspicuously. :)

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