Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I saw this on Facebook last night and the longer I looked the more it looked like a penis.

I was just about to post that you are totally sick in the head but now I can see it.

I dont know what any of you are banging on about.

Such a good one

#cockarm

Boris

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^Saw this on the Beeb news - the finger was deemed too obscene to show and was pixilated out...

either that or the picture above had the finger pixelated in...

#toosoon?

When I were a lad, the best wine you could get up here were a pint of Timmy's Landlord. If tha were thowin a posh do an fancied put out a classy desert wine wi the gateaux tha'd get tha butler to put a spoon a golden syrup in it first. #reetgoodtimes

When footballers trolololol 2 bob c'leb arseholes

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Vile

I love that little scummer. Has served me very well in t'fantasy.

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tmi

^glasscock

^^ Mumsnet penis beaker ftw

Wasn't sure if this should be in the news or here.

If you've already played this prank on your cat, Chan said, you may have inadvertently made them afraid of cucumbers — forever.

"You're terrifying them. They're reacting like this because they're worried that something is going to hurt them. And you're doing this in their house where you want them to be safe and secure."

Chan said once the damage has been done, the only thing you can do is keep them away from cucumbers for the rest of their lives.

Unless you're already a cucumber farmer.

"If your cat has a high exposure rate to cucumbers, it's probably not going to turn around and think it was anything other than a cucumber. We worry about the ones that have never, ever seen a cucumber before."

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/cats-cucumbers-scared-video-1.3327174?cmp=rss

Tried it on my cat, prick didn't even bat an eyelid, too busy stuffing his fat face.

Cucumber farmer?

Ok so can everyone else see a huge veiny cock coming out of her glass or is it just my warped brain?

No, I saw the cocktail too.

And it's a repost