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Yep, it's already run on the front page of a few outlets. I think he might be backed into corner on this one. The plane will end up a done deal but it'll get a lot more use than just him, the Royal Family and occasional refuelling duties.

he can always use it to drop some personal peace-bombs on syria.

Cheeky bit of extraordinary rendition too I expect.

i think we can all agree that spending ten million quid of taxpayers money on a plane must be one of those difficult decisions he keeps telling us he has to make.

ps. this twitterz is one of the finest poe's law accounts i've seen in a long time.

https://twitter.com/PoppyEnforcer

Love it, brilliantly treading the line between genius and amusingly offensive.

That's some next level satire, I'm sure.

One of the tweets he shared: https://mobile.twitter.com/DVATW/status/662412588026843137

Iz it Russ? Woz that sapm?

#plsbuymytshrit

Can someone tell David Vance that it's "arbiters"?

That's all he said and he got fired?

Sheesh, you'd think it's like saying Mein Kampf is a little racist.

(Living in NI, too many Christofascist fucknuts in here...)

And a merry Christmas to you Mr Johnson

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Soz, had a weak moment and read the DM. Article on Clark makes him seem like a barrel full of fun.

... dubbed a ‘Tatler Tory’ after he was among a group of young Conservatives tipped for Cabinet success by the society magazine in 2008. ...
Clarke has also bragged of using alcohol to ensnare women, calling it his ‘IIP’ technique: ‘Isolate, Inebriate and Penetrate.

Amazing.

^^^
Looks like de Pfeffel's right hand is rising to reply in kind.

Yep - as reported in the meme thread

76% of all junior doctors turned out to vote, with 98% of those voting for a full strike.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34859860

Odd how collective action among the professional classes is not viewed in the same light as collective action among the working classes.

meanwhile, in a daily mail comments section:

Ha, that would make an amazing episode of 24 hours in A&E

I'd pay good money to watch him do a heart bypass operation on himself.

Stolen to splash all over a few junior doctors' fb pages.

I'd pay good money to watch him do a heart bypass operation on himself.

Self appendectomy: http://www.southpolestation.com/trivia/igy1/appendix.html (mild gore)