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I found that was beer.
I hardly drink beer anymore and along with a pretty strict gym routine I've managed to get my middle less whale like.
Anyway, I've been stuck at 87-88kg for the past 5 months - but my sizing has changed a lot - broader shoulders, thinner waist etc. Issue is I'm off to New York for a week and then Xmas rears it's ugly cheesey, meaty and booze soaked head...
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@Dooks-Fatberg
Since firstborn arrived 10 weeks ago I think I've put on more weight than her. Been binging on homebeers and nightbooze, stodgy food and been too tired to run or ride beyond the quotidian commute. My profile is starting to look like Homer Simpson.
Why is that some people can put on weight evenly and just look a bit more cuddly or even robust with it, whereas I am afflicted with the frame of a thin person (with a thin person's pointy face, thin wrists and skinny hands and arms) who puts on weight like a blubbery rubber ring round my middle. It's honestly just the worst look. Like the rangy east African cab driver who now lives on chicken and chips. A little thin person's pointy face looking out of an unconvincing fat-suit of wobbly flab.
Urgh.