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They will see you rolling and they be hatin' and then you'll whizz past them in a stream of catchmeifyoucan.
(didn't meant to be nasty about them, it's just my experience growing up in The Netherlands that they were massively uncool and for old people, so we weren't found dead on one. Unless of course somebody fiddled with the small petrol engine (well before batteries) and turned it into a death mobile)
I have been semi-seriously considering getting one because my health is fucking ruined lately. I'm 35.
Considering it even more seriously now that all you judgelords have come out to wave your willies about over them.