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Oh my word.
I mean I've heard stories about having brakelulz installed but I didn't know that they were true.
I once heard that somebody brklussed straight into the roadworks and managed to get a traffic cone stuck on his head permanently.
He had to live life with the cone stuck on his head. The doctors couldn't do anything to help so they had to cut eye holes on the traffic cone so he could see.
One Halloween he went to a party as a ghost but because he had the traffic cone on his head and a white sheet on top, people thought he was in the KKK and he got beats up real bad.
He died and he now haunts all of the roadworks.
This is possibly true man.