• Where's my copy of Daily Fail?

    @middleofnowhere nope I think schluffing is when a cyclist is doing something illegal or sheepish, in the saddle, but pushing the ground not the pedals. I think. It was funny at the time.

    I think the scenario you depict could be named 'Darwinning'

  • Aye, net result is Darwinian but that's what I was getting at. Astride the bike but with one foot on the pedal one foot on the ground gingerly cramming themselves into an non-existent gap, perhaps even leaning the bike over slightly to make it fit.

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