In the words of Flann o'Briens Sergeant Pluck: Be warned. Never allow your bicycle to live in close quarters with humans, because their atoms might get mixed up.
People who spend most of their lives riding iron bicycles . . . get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of the bicycle as a result of interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles
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In the words of Flann o'Briens Sergeant Pluck:
Be warned. Never allow your bicycle to live in close quarters with humans, because their atoms might get mixed up.
People who spend most of their lives riding iron bicycles . . . get their personalities mixed up with the personalities of the bicycle as a result of interchanging of the atoms of each of them and you would be surprised at the number of people in these parts who nearly are half people and half bicycles