• This reminds me of a friend of mine. Top writer bloke, total cad and a bounder. Sort of person who could buckle some swash and put up shelves like nobody's business. We'll call him Jennifer. Made the mistake of writing some well balanced, thoughful, soft-hearted nonsense. If I wanted that I'd read the Grauniad. I hope both George and Jennifer aren't on some kind of slippery slope.

    Excellent piece of writing for reminding me of the dichotomy of man. Would read again. Top notch.

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