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Oh shit I remember now I spent a drunken night in some wretched place called Burton. The whole place stank of beer and curries if I remember correctly. I seem to recall getting chucked out of some club. God it was grim

Burton, West Midlands, shit.

I've been chatting to Clive, I think he's OK.
Funny thing about this is that you could go on the rampage in a game, rip up seats and chuck them at the opposition as Millwall did in the FA cup semi a few years back and your face is just one mugshot amongst many neanderthals somewhere on page 5 of a newspaper. Not much outrage.
But do something like this and it's full on trial by social media. Most people seem to think he's high on drink and drugs. Poor Clive, can't even use that as an excuse

If only our players showed as much passion on the pitch as Clive did in front of the camera we'd be top of the league and qualified for the second round of the CL.

Sounds interesting - keep me in the loop. Both of my mates who go cycle as well. I'll mention it to them. If you see Clive and me at the game come over and say hi.

Birmingham is West Midlands, infinitely more shit than the East Midlands, which is a bit shit.

You're going on the list.

Only joking, I quite like Nottingham.

Britain's murder capital? No thanks. Horrible place.

Death is better than Birmingham

Britain's murder capital

Anyway, wasn't this circa 2006?

Now Bedfordshire, with the West Midlands coming in at 5th.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/ampp3d/bedfordshire-murder-capital-britain-see-5190085

Stats

West Midlands coming in at 5th.

Murdering bastards

Gotta hand it to your posh blokes. If that was me ranting, it'd have been a mass of 'Fuck, Cunt, Arsehole, Shithouse, Twat, Motherfuckers' held together with a few 'yer knows' and the occasional conjunction.

In fact it was reminiscent of David Mellor when he lost his seat in 1997 and completely lost it with James Goldsmith. Nastiest word he said was 'derisory'.

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Wiltshire coming in with the lowest murder rate

Swindon Town F.C. winning the murders

Lincolnshire in third, begs the question of whether it's safe to go to Skeggy?

Just put some money on us winning 5-0 on Friday. Yes I will be livid if we win 6-0.

Warnock at QPR, he is the manager with best nickname ever - Colin

Wiltshire coming in with the lowest murder rate

Most murders are within families, so maybe if you're shagging each other your'e less likely to kill them. How's Norfolk?

I don't post on this thread, but here's my thoughts on a recent incident.
There's plenty who might disagree with it, but as I say, it's only my personal opinion.

All You Need Is Love

tl:dr, etc...

West Midlands coming in at 5th.

The Europa League of murder capitals.

Wow, so your friend George did a similar thing to Clive and got a similar response, small world.

Dirty filthy cheating leads scum etc.

Do you think George and Clive went to school together?

Fookin auto correct, it can stay, it emphasises the point. Footy fans are thickos when it comes to being tribal.

'Boro fans aren't you cunt

posho catholic seminary somewhere near Liverpool?