• One time I called old bill after 50k miles in London, Ideal Scaffolding of Woolwich had a driver who tail-gated me down Hackney Road flicking gum and lit fags at me. Outside the Rev church I called Johnny Law and straightaway repeated the registration plate of the lorry down the phone. The 999 operator said "Haven't you got a pen?"

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