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Ha ha, scared of the dark.....
The door thing is common.
There is a cat that wanders in to the garden of the house in France. He is black and white and enjoys staring in through the lounge window, even the kitchen windows but does not want to be petted.
So I set a fierce cat trap in the garden....I left a cardboard box to put other cardboard boxes in to. Wander back 20 minutes later and put the boxes in and guess what I have trapped?
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And today we play a new game. Its too cold/wet/miserable/dark to go out so the cat will sit 3 inches from the door while its open. Then sing me the song of his people when shut.... little dick. And as he is faster than me will sneak out when I let the dog into the garden for a poop. So now I have to pen the cat in the laundry basket before opening the door or play "come in then you tit" until after midnight. This is on top of my personal favourite - who needs to sleep at 2am when you can jump on his balls from the window? Little spoiler: apparently the answer is both me and the dog.
Cant wait for the summer to release the spawn on the unsuspecting wildlife, and while we are here my cat is defective. Its scared of the dark. The ferocious urban predator that has been terrorizing the local moggies and bullying the dogs is scared of the dark.