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@Smallfurry
I did 2.5k on monday. Eventful too.
Got to the pool early from work.
Pretty empty.
Nice lane to myself out of the way.
After 80 or so mind numbingly boring laps. BOSH!
I punch someone square on the top of their head.
He was fecking shifting it, and I thought I was moving at a descent pace.
I figure I've strayed off my lane, and focus on following my lane line.
I also realise I've slowed and push on.
Then BOSH!, I punch the same guy equally hard.
I stop, he stops. He is fecking massive!
Shouts at me in broken English to swim on my side of the line.
I shout that I'm holding my fucking line, without calling him a big hairy cunt. Which was showed control.
Stood there squaring up to a guy twice my weight, twice my height, With my fucking legs strapped together around a pool bouy.
Idiot.
Plus it turns out the pool had filled up, and we were sharing lanes. So he was right, and I'd just punched him twice.
Epic idiot.
I Guess swimming isnt always boring.