• Riding down the Jamaica Road this morning, I spotted a motorist driving whilst flossing, which is a new one on me.

    Whilst being slightly disturbed at his flagrant disregard for the safety of other road users, one has to admire anyone who has the ability to drive with their head tilted backwards holding a narrow length of string with both hands.

    Mad skillz.

  • On my cycle tonight was a motorcyclist reading his phone which was straddled between his legs while he sped up towards London Bridge, he spent more time looking at his crotch than the road

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