This morning's commute and other commuting stories

Also I need something discreet for under the desk.

Is that needed for drying thin silk or shoes? I'm confused...

No, IT is all in another building. Air con is locked up in the service areas. Think semi posh environment where bits of kit lying around is a no no, shoes under desk with something quiet and discreet is required.

"Shoes" is a euphemism for "lingerie", right?

Thin silk panties is what I wear under the desk, they go damp every time I think of you.

Oh and I've ordered the bloody boot warmers now so I'll feed back on whether they are any good.

Bike commuting for 16 years this week, in four different countries.

I took the liberty of giving myself a pat on the back.

Through four countries? That's quite the commute, how long does it take?

Hmm not sure then, we've radiators in the hallway and towels hanging from coat racks.

I found server fans do a fantastic (sorry, bad pun) job.

Dyson airblades in the toilet? ;)

16 yrs...

(But just in case serious... I have had the privilege of commuting in 4 countries over the past 16 yrs)

Left home around 6.30 am and it seems to be mid term -> traffic was low and the sun was just getting up. I could get used to this, but then I guess I shouldn't.

Might not bother trying to avoid the CS7 anymore - Kennington Park Road is lovely and smooth now.

New tarmac/10

I had a set of those, they worked well until I tore them to shreds!

Autumn colours brighten what would otherwise be a grey October commute.

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Well that's a nice route to work.

how do you remember where the bodies are buried?

mmmm makes me wanna try the finsbury park nature trail down from highgate in the mornings

Why would I need to remember?

...tax reasons?

He takes pictures, obvs

Oooh, geolocation, very cleverer

I document everything, apart from the murders.

Yeah when people come around I ask them to take off their shoes before walking over my rug.

Riding down the Jamaica Road this morning, I spotted a motorist driving whilst flossing, which is a new one on me.

Whilst being slightly disturbed at his flagrant disregard for the safety of other road users, one has to admire anyone who has the ability to drive with their head tilted backwards holding a narrow length of string with both hands.

Mad skillz.

"Shit no time to floss, better do it in the car!"

That's some serious commitment to dental hygiene. I can't even be bothered to do it at home.