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  • Well, you gotta laugh.
    You'd definitely have laughed at me, stark bollock naked, chasing the little rascal around the house with a wodge of loo paper.

  • I knew I shouldn't have laughed, now Tesla's been a bit poorly and has pebble dashed her entire rear end with the worst-smelling substance I have ever encountered.

    What is the best way to deal with this? She's currently outside because she's obviously got it all out of her system and is sprightly enough to be jumping around again, but I don't want her anywhere near the furniture.

    Does she need bathing in the sink, or should I wait till it's dried off a bit and then have a go with the beard trimmer?

    To be honest, neither option was really what I had in mind for the half term break.

  • This requires a helper - pick her up, get into the shower, close the shower door, wash cat with showerhead. This will not make you popular, but she won't be able to escape, and you won't have had to hold her down with one hand whilst trying to wash her with the other.

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