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fucking great match, well done hammers

What he's a tip top striker worth 35mil!
Bad day at the office....again

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All good jonny! Thanks mate. Aye fuck it indeed!!!

Jose refusing to speak to media

Probably needs some of this month's salary.

I have just one question, for Clive obviously, West Ham is what you wrote and Chelsea lose against that, what does that make Chelsea?

Sorry to cause offence Clive ;-)

All the yuppies with their hands in the air

There's nothing to be sorry about...

Get out you useless incompetent fraud. Get the fuck out now.

Fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off.

let it out ru. let it out

nothing was as valuable throughout
still, no one will laugh at your gut
he sighs his way in and glances about
Now, ru, smile at your talent scout

Tim seemed to be channeling Martin Freeman in that post match

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_3eizxJq5o

WTF is going on at SB? This can't still be about a late pre-season/bad preparation... All our best players out of form at the same time? #conspiracy

Remember you are Chelsea and Chelsea is bile.

it feels so good.

We'll be back...

At least we got the three points off you lot... #stillhigh

i hope thrushy had a little dig at wenger in his post match presser

He didn't have a post match presser.

It's glorious that's what it is.
Seems like fallout from the Eva story and everyone other than Thrushy has worked out what a tosspot he is

Next they'll work out that Terry's a wanker and Roman will get bored and sell it to a Qatari.

Team played well yesterday, nearly took a point away at a top 4 club.

I wonder what the German compound noun is for a fan of a team that's best days are back in the distant past gloating over the failings of a club that has long usurped their club as one of the dominant teams in the country.

0:1 is the new 1:5 ;-)

Sometimes words are just not enough Andy.