Please report dangerous drivers to the police - Roadsafe. Report to plod, not just whinge here.

I enjoyed:

4(ii) The definition of road cycling is as follows: To place oneself, off the ground on a slender frame and flimsy wheels, travelling at unnatural speed, and mixing, mingling, competing with and impeding large moving essential machinery, operated by complete strangers of varying skill and mental capacity.

That last bit is pretty good...