Friday Drinks

Too easy

..zing!

testesfy bra! tho you can't really fault someone for laying off the sous for health / fambly reasons

and not nearly as self-congratulatory tedious as growing a fucking moustache for a month. fuck i hate those guys.

course we can, over a pint! I'm buying..

They do ginger beer in pints?

better off with blackcurrant and soda water, though the difference in cost from pub to pub can be a bit of a shock..

I hate movember as well. I'ma wear facial hair all year round, ya hear me....

The thing with the no drinking stoptober malarkey is, if its that big of a deal, why haven't you done it before, and why make such a show of getting back on the sauce when the month is over...

because the fucking charity industry has cunningly made a virtue out of NOT doing a thing. If you grew a moustache or stopped drinking whilst wrestling a bear halfway up everest, i'll be at the front of the donations queue. about this time last year, an acquaintance on facebok was casting about for charideecash for not wearing shoes for a week.

There's certainly one place where you won't be needing shoes - The Sea. In you go.

/your soulpatch is the stuff of legends, cornfed.

God you're eloquent today. #forsrs

what are you doing for your brithday?

I'm giving a talk at the Institute for Historical Research. How fucking rad is that? Best. Birthday. Ever.

(I want to be drunk).

I thought birthdays were special days where you do the things you don't do every other day of the year?

...sorry i fell asleep after 'I'm giving a talk'.

can't do this fri but keep em going!

Keeping track of booze units drunk helps me keep vaguely to within government recommended limits.

The biggest thing though is having a supply of low alcohol beer at home for those completely unnecessary "need a beer to wind down from work" or "need a beer now the children are asleep" drinks.

The current tipple (Saino's Czech 0.5% low alcohol lager) isn't exactly tasty and so I never drink more than 2 bottles of it (0.5 units in total) whereas two cans of a 5% lager (5 units) a night and there's more than the govt recommended limit a week without any big nights at all.

Ummmm ... So I'm stopping for one or two max. There just after six I reckon.

Ditto

So. I'm here. Where's the rest of youse?

I am waiting for a train to Catford and will then be going to a different pub. You probably didn't need to know that.

#spoilttart

(This was not about Ludd.)

^Though it has some relevance!

@Señor_Bear Spoilt! I'm gonna take that.

Thanks for a lovely evening gents.
Have a great weekend.
Skully - send me the spoilt recipe!

Crashed my bike on the way home. Lol.

You are @31trum AICM £5.