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  • There is a mahoosive elder tree just outside my garden in the common access alley that doesn't seem to belong to anyone, a lot of it overhangs the bottom of my garden. I can't reach any of the fucking berries. So much frustrated rage.

  • ^Trampoline? Video of any such attempt would be fun....

    Serious scrumping coming this weekend: an entire orchard of unpicked cooking apples, two rows of overlooked sweetcorn, a hedgefull of ripe blackberries and sloes the size of damsons. Sussex uber alles!

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