There is a mahoosive elder tree just outside my garden in the common access alley that doesn't seem to belong to anyone, a lot of it overhangs the bottom of my garden. I can't reach any of the fucking berries. So much frustrated rage.
^Trampoline? Video of any such attempt would be fun....
Serious scrumping coming this weekend: an entire orchard of unpicked cooking apples, two rows of overlooked sweetcorn, a hedgefull of ripe blackberries and sloes the size of damsons. Sussex uber alles!
There is a mahoosive elder tree just outside my garden in the common access alley that doesn't seem to belong to anyone, a lot of it overhangs the bottom of my garden. I can't reach any of the fucking berries. So much frustrated rage.