• Yeah, I was in my local newsagents picking up a newspaper and some guy actually said "excuse me" as he reached over me to grab a top shelf mag.

    My gast was totally flabbered. He spoke to people, made eye contact and bought porn while there was other people in the shop. Clearly a dangerous sort of lunatic.

  • I disagree - I think the guy was a roll model. He aimed high, he reached for what he desired, and God dammit, he got it! He isn't a sad, frustrated bush wanker - he's a model of manliness who wears his passion for chubby Asian girls on his sleeve. Top shelf hero, I salute you!

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