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I said: "gay" decide their music.

I didn't say which one.. but thanks for your obviousness.

Well, you DID say which one. You posted a list.

Well, but that was another part of the plot.

I used to go to this too.

Question doesn't make sense. Everyone knows that bisexuality isn't really a thing.

Bisexual men listen to campy musicals and Erasure while denying their true calling as fully-fledged gay men.

Bisexual women listen to normal straight music like normal straight people, not realising that this shows them up as the straight-but-curious attention-seeking frauds that they truly are.

Everyone knows this!

And lesbians don't listen to music at all.

Trufax.

I DJ'd a lesbian wedding and they were pretty open about music choice compared to most hetero couples. However they did give me a CD full of modern British folk to play. I said people wouldn't really dance to that type of thing at weddings and they said that was fine.

One of their dads wore a purple Everton shirt the whole evening.

Does anyone else have any great stories about music and homosexuality they'd like to share?

I once sucked off so many blokes I had to have my stomach pumped and I'm Marc Almond and that only allegedly happened so it's probably bollocks.

Thursdays at Mission?

Mrs Hell and I had dinner at my dad's gay mates place on friday night. we had fish and chips. Easy listening jazz was in evidence. they're 0f a certain age.

I was in a pub a few years back with an assortment of people of mixed gender preference, and Robert Plant came in. We got a photo of ourselves with him in the background.

I was at a Van Morrison gig last year and Jo Brand was also there.

She's not a lesbian but her right-on feminist comedy character led many to believe she was, in the early-mid 90s.

no, another cheap drink, unisex toileted gay place....but a bar. One of the places down Queens Court. Possibly Fibre. I cant really remember.

I am not gay but I am also not a music.

Which I think makes total sense.

Anyway, I'm going to give marcom the benefit of the doubt.

One of their dads wore a purple Everton shirt the whole evening.

Did he dance to any of the folk music?

@fizzy.bleach
is "bat the older gents off" a euphemism?

Yeah I think that was opposite Mission basically. Popular as the pre-Mission bar. I think it was called Fibre. But to be honest it could have been called "Gary's Big Hairy Bear Fuck Club" and I wouldn't remember.

He INSISTED I play Golden Brown by the Stranglers which you can't dance to.

He was wearing a kilt.

I'm glad I don't do weddings no mo'.

Yes. No. I'm not a bummer.

OK, I am a bummer.

And a bummee.

@fizzy.bleach
It sounds like the sort of thing that goes on at posh public schools, "Bat me off old boy!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy2qUkLJA6Y

I went to a comprehensive and some of my male mates who also did started taking pills when they were about 18-19, as one does. Anyway they started getting off with each other in club toilets around the same time. They were like "yeah everybody does it when they're on pills".

I'm not sure they do, to be honest.

They're not into that type of thing no more.

Golden Brown by the Stranglers which you can't dance to

You might not be able to, some of us are gifted.

I was wondering if there should a yewtree music thread, Gary Glitter, Bill Wyman, My Sharona etc etc.