Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

Strangely enough I actually don't really mind the straight bars on this one. Solid biek!

Hammarby backen stares down upon this feeble looking build and laughs a laugh that shakes the very foundations of the neighbourhood. 20 minutes later the main line at Fortum split and spew poisonous shit all over the roads. The local bostad group rally and try to save it but in the process infect themselves and families with the ugly spillover from Fortum's pipes. A wildfire starts in the basement of knallen1 and kills every single resident save one resourceful anarchist named Steve. He wastes no time and plants his flag in the middle of the slowly fire-damaged and collapsing ceiling proclaiming his right to be the 'the one true Steve'. Sadly his revolution is burned/extinguished less than 30 seconds after its birth.

The residents of Hammarby Sjöstad look on as their ideal city prototype burns to the ground. It is, at that moment, as they look upon their ideal utopia that they form a new committee. A committee which will release them from all of their previous ills and incompetences -Malin will no longer pour coffee, this is now Viktor's job.

They bulldoze the entire complex and in its place build a new, fresh, pastel coloured version of utopia that is so satisfyingly normal there is no way anyone or anything can touch it.

Quietly, on the other side of the world somebody casually sells an Ellsworth frame without the original fork to a happy-go-lucky fella' called Sven in Stockholm and he takes it Cycle Corner in Hammarby for a tune up....