Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

It's rad. No question.

Aero Bedazzled-Bidon seals the deal.

What are the cables apparently running from the rider to the frame? Really shit HRM?

Raising the bar of what isn't anti one step at a time...

Sure, the cockpit could be lowered and you may not like Trek's frame, but this surely isn't a horrendous bike? Maybe you just don't like it?

See, I think this is the epitome of anti. Just a total classless, charmless hunk of plastic. Lots of anti stuff, I can kind of see that someone has put effort into it and I respect that. This is just so... meh. The mehness + price = anti to me.

This is just so... meh.

Exactly, it's just an unappealing/boring bike (to you). I know anti is just as subjective as p0rn, but calling this straight up anti just seems a little harsh to me. Opinions right! :)

In a german musem on holiday, was saying about how the space race pushed people to new technology...

I hear ya.

i love that lotus. would not ride

The ones inside are small, and the ones outside are far away.

I quite like that museum. Failed to spot the spok last time I was there though...

Yeah it was a really good contrast of east and west, the wall came down then I saw the spok.

Those wheels can work, that frame can work, but together...?

^ do u even HHSTTB?

Those wheels can work

Doubt it.

That's no TTB

That's no TTB

Based on what? A reasonable guess that anything that ugly must have been assembled by a triantelope?

Fuji, saddle position, deep rim rather than disc. Points to slvlss.

saddle position

By slvlss standards, it's a long way back

While we're on the topic

I have the weirdest boner.

so does that ^^

Eh, shortest saddle ever?

Looking for some inspiration here... got a trispoke coming today...

Looking for some inspiration here... got a trispoke coming today...

Tri spokes are slave, not anti!