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  • Jumped up hobby bobby nodder plod cunts

    hbnp "Excuse me sir you are not allowed to ride here. Bikes are not allowed"

    dj "What? You are on your bike aren't you?

    hbnp "Its a footpath and you are not allowed to use it on your bike"

    dj "No, its a parade outside some shops and cars are allowed to drive on here, there are two parked here, and here"

    hbnp "But its a footpath and you are not allowed to ride here"

    dj "There is the pavement, then there is a line of bollards and then the parade in front of the shops, so if it is a footpath, then its a footpath away from a road, in which case I am allowed to use it."

    hbnp "But I am advising you not to ride here"

    dj "Ok, but I am advising you to know the law before you start having a go at me"

    I was on the phone hands free to my partner during this exchange, nod-plod looked furious when I carried on the phone call and referred to him as a hobby bobby.

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