Football

You doin' good, Clive.

Bar room barrister. He's a fine legal mind too, or, in layman's terms, a pedantic twat.

I suspect you meant Bar Room Barista, reflecting the current trend of selling espresso coffee based drinks in public houses. Chalfie, I am told, does a mean flat white.

I am a green tea chap personally.

I thought this was an Ian Dury lyric.

Parklife!

http://www.chelseasupportersgroup.net/2015/09/driver-on-the-wings-weather-for-everton-v-chelsea-5/

Woah woah woah.
Hold le fuck on.

Sorry Chalfie? What are you on about?

No even a Harvey Nicks bag would be able to contain a such pile of goodness.

after scoring two in two for England, Harry Kane and Tottenham's new look attack gets the sky sports, opta treatment, despite none of the players having played together.

http://www.skysports.com/football/news/15122/9983406/tottenham-transfer-signings-clinton-njie-and-heung-min-son-can-ease-the-burden-on-harry-kane

If you believe the numbers we'll be alright...

Only 1500!Norwegians at Liverpool's major games?

Perhaps the others have gone native.

Oh that Pisti was still with us.

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/34197370

Has he gone to a better place?

Wantage?

Ha!

I have no idea.
What are YOU on about?

He wants the pogo footy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VglUAZ8I-Ek

Clive, here some material where to start your theory homework:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pKkOOQR7_o

"Walkin' down the kings road,
I see so many faces
They come from many places
They come down for the day"

"The day that starts today and ends no way"

"And so here comes my way"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIXg9KUiy00

does anyone else have any idea why de gea would sign a new contract
madrid puts in a pre contract offer in jan he joins them on a free with a £10mn signing on fee next summer

why would he sign a new contract now with man utd ?

why would he sign a new contract now with man utd ?

Because he's currently on £50k a week. A new contract means at least £200k/week until he goes to Madrid.

yeah but he'll get ( lets say ) £10mn in wages from man utd which is the same as getting £10mn from madrid when he signs on and he wouldn't piss off his future employees

doesn't make any sense really

So £10m or £10m. # footballerproblems.

Maybe he feels fucked around by RM and the whole transfer saga so is using it to put himself in a better negotiation position/putting the shits up them. If he has a big contract on the table when RM can officially negotiate then he is in a stronger position.