Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

^ #euphoric

when you pull the straw out a bit it makes a noise, and the action is like moving a violin bow.

U wot m8? That's a heck of an understatement.

The noise is both both haunting and sweet at the same time. Far more honest than the sound of a violin.

^Stradivaricup?

It plays like a stradivaricup but is totally available to anyone at the cinema, or any homeless that find them in bins.

moving yer straw up and down the cup hole will produce an unmelodic shrieking noise, much like a shit violin player.

How people do not know this is bewildering to me-are there a breed of people who just don't use straws, or indeed, listlessly dither with them?

I'm deaf, you insensitive clod.

But yeah, probably some people just don't fuck about with their straws. It takes all sorts to make a world.

#poface

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He's not even cute.

Mi6 are onto me now...

Ah. Thanks for clearing that up.

I had lunch at burger king everyday last last week, never experienced that shriek.
Is it because I'm a boss, I'll leave that for you to decide.

Edit: poet and I don't (didn't) even know it.

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Posted in wrong thread

lidl crackers ... literally

Dayum

Nope, not getting that one.

I think:

CoUNT in that font can easily be mistaken for another word.

Vagina!

This thread confuses me

It the sound the straw make when you pull it up/down, very much like a violin.

She's deaf, you insensitive clod.

He's deaf, you insensitive clod.

I'm insensitive, you deaf clod.

Hang on, did Ed actually make a funny?

Amaze...

He's full of mirth, you insensitive clod.