I confess...

National Cycle To Work Day.

Couldn't be arsed to cycle. #trainwankered

my bad, confusing you with the naming of the evening repast

most of us here work (to afford) to cycle

@Dammit, felicitations from Sunny Winchester! I too, have dinner in Winchester, a 'UKIP' for breakfast (the full English), dinner then tea!

I have a serious NJS habit.

Unless racing Keirin in Japan an NJS habit is more comedy than serious.

So, my dad bought a new rain jacket for cycling purposes, found out it was to small and handed it over to me.
Which is nice of him - as a student I'm constantly broke and I needed a new rain jacket.
The catch: It's high-viz. Fluro yellow all the way, with big fuckin reflectors down both arms. It's dreadful.
It rained today, I wore it. It kept me dry and reasonably warm, not sweaty, not cold. I still felt like a right twat.

Embrace the fluoro and don't worry, if it keeps you seen, dry and warm job done, use it and save up for a less flouro one have a ceremonial passing on of the jacket to someone else when you get the new one.

Sometimes I see people who I think are on here and I don't "DAS" them

Sometimes.

What does "DAS" actually mean? Is it like spotting/mentioning riders? I've never known.

Dangle a Sack, it's to make the rider stick their arse as close to the rear wheel as possible.

It's a reference to the series of 1990s washing detergent adverts starring Danny Baker. The misspelling is an example of forum gold.

An abbreviation of the phrase "Das ist Brick Lane, meine freunde", coined after someone locked his bike to a tourist's Mercedes

In the 1980s and early 90s, Microsaft had a product called DAS or Disk Aperating System. Because this is the internet, people pretend to fondly remember it, even though it was superseded by much more user-friendly systems.

When this forum was first launched, it could only be accessed via DAS because everyone here is a faux-retro hipster. It shows that you're a true LUFGUSS OG.

Alternatively, it's also been said to stand for "Dripping Arsecheek Sac" - a timely warning that only twats ride with worn cleats

That's weird I always thought it stood for "Direct Attached Storage" (not to be confused with the computery DAS). I've always shouted DAS when the respective cyclist is sporting one of these:
Which I thought was a way to identify all forumers.

"Don't Ask, Stupid"

That looks like it's been mounted backwards.

I confess. I can't mount my DAS properly.

Directionally Awry Storage.

#fuckingpagefail

I confess, I hate when people use disc wheel covers...

Oh and btw, we had some fun before she went away to India to be a cliche.

Sorrrrry

all my bikes are titanium with black or silver components, except my fatbike which is black and white, and the plastic road bike which is also black and white

suddenly i want a fucking garish mtb, for no reason other than loud and colourful

are those sex toys? is this your confession?