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Not impressed by Adebayor. His salary will be absurd and he's not really any good anymore.

Not sure if he was ever any good to be honest.

Not 100% yet but got it on pretty firm authority.

I'm doubtful of him but on his day/when he can be arsed he is a major threat. Just wait to see what the contract/wages are.

You'll get half a season out of him. Might as well send him to the Caribbean for the rest of the season once he hits 15 goals though.

Likeable player who people seemed to want to do well but wasn't quite good enough.

Worse than Giroud?

You support Liverpool, right?

Yes. Giroud seems to be aware of his limitations.

That he's got the best name ever?

Yes, how are Chelsea doing?

Not sure if he was ever any good to be honest.

Nah, he was good. No doubting his talent, it was his attitude and application that stank.

Have Spurs bought a striker yet?

Aren't you lot trying to find another van der Vaart? Who recently claimed that leaving Tottenham was the biggest mistake of his career...

Kane to do his cruciate ligament on international duty?

A rare exception. For most players, joining Spurs is the biggest mistake of their career.

Welcome Joleon. Our 75th signing of the summer. Just one more striker now please.

Though thank fuck Berbatov wanted too much $$...

you're a bad person

Big powerful centre back but had an average season last year but hopefully he can step up to the standard of the premier league. In France they are surprised he went to chelsea, panic buy ???time will tell. Best name in league win.

Apart from Edgar Davids. And Glenn Hoddle.

Can't wait to get home and watch some drivel on SSN all night...

Darren Gibson WAFC

The window closes at 6 pm.

Spurs have had a third offer for Berahino rejected. Apparently they offered £5m up front plus instalments.

Cheapskate cunts.

Aren't they still spending the Bale money?

yeah but you still get fuckers going mental for deals that process and all that