Riding around London video fixed gear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmWkHAJsaV0

You ride like cunts.
Pavement riding, continually changing lane, cutting up pedestrians
You just got a full house on cunt cyclist bingo.

No bus stroking.

#iamdissapoint

Oooh dis gun be good rubs hands

Yeah video would have been much cooler if you came to a stop and did a track stand to wait for the pedestrians to cross.

Amongst your many, many crimes - actual crimes - there's the full on abomination of a crime that is the song you chose to put your shitty video to.
You ride like dicks - do you come here expecting to be lauded? People like you cause the rest of us to be treated like shit.

I just watched it again muted but I opened darude sandstorm in another tab, it felt like the 90s.

Will never understand why people film themselves cycling round cities, if not for evidence in case of incident. Downhill mountain biking, but round a city? Like watching paint dry.

I didn't catch all of them, but at least 21 dick moves in there.

fucking shit, give me back my 2 minutes 45 seconds I just wasted on a pair of fucking wazzocks.

oh yeah, and "Comments are disabled for this video." can fuck right off, you know you're a twonk when you feel you need to do that.

Loverboy!

top tune. good choice. i don't really care how you ride - that's your business. even tho you do ride like a bit of a cock.

Pretty sweet edit, music sucked monkey balls though, so much I turned it off half way through. Did I miss much? Bus stroke?

At about 00:39 you start chasing a guy from a Tesco forecourt. What happened? Did he buy the last Hoisan Duck wrap that you deffo claimed dibs on and all you were left with was houmus and falafel? Also you just seemed to give up on trying to catch him which seems pretty poor. This is London's Famous London my friend, you can't just stand for that kind of ignominy. HTFU or move to somewhere soppy like Hemel Hempstead.

I tried to dibs in tesco before and they was all like no dibs cash is king.

• Rly wanted to c a bus stroke :(
  
• Pleas add one in
  
• Film it with Offspring as a soundtrack
  
• Night for half the time
  
• Selfie to finish?
  
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Fuck Tesco man. You should try Waitrose, they be all like dibs or GTFO.

That's the middle-class for you though, they know where it's at. Free coffee if you dibs too #SweetAsCopulation

Was just waiting for that BLAM moment when you hit or are hit by someone/something.

1st video: "Watch my sick video of us riding fixed gear around London."

2nd video: "Another video, we'll try and do them every week."

3rd video: "Subscibe to my new channel for more videos every week."

...BLAM...

"Last Activity: 8 months ago"

That's the middle-class for you though, they know where it's at. Free coffee if you dibs too #SweetAsCopulation

Free Grauniad to fold up and use as a single-use ass-saver mudguard.

Does 5th Floor still rprznt?

The thing I did like about this was that one of the riders, Mat I think, looked plumper, older and more obviously middle class than the kind of men who usually make these weird speeded-up things. It was quite sweet really.

Fixei for all - UNIVERSAL

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Is that James @rapha?