Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Oh man. He paid £900 for this. (Check the description)

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&id=181848795167&globalID=EBAY-GB&alt=web

Same person claimed to have paid £70 for muddyfox sports direct £15 shoes...

Oh, I don't doubt that he's full of shit. The idea that he paid £100 for it to be set up 'professionally' like that is hilarious though. Those fucking bars!

He also seems to have 'sold it' twice already in the past.

Rear brake cable is a bit suspect too.

Dear lord...and I thought the old Venge was ugly.

I seriously thought I was in the porn thread or a hhroadbike thread until I saw that cockpit, that plastic ring behind the cog, the valve caps, the little "nut" you get for easy installment of inner-tubes and the lever location on the front wheel.

Apologies if roasted sativum.

Where is the frame from? Wouldn't mind one for a rat...

What is going on here?

Canyon engineers deem it stiff enough?

Slvlss happened to it

Ha, just noticed seat tube!

Just Canyon futurism paint scheme then.

I think they want it stolen

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new Shimano urban groupset...

A 24k gold bike? Seriously?

http://www.thebikecollective.com/the-worlds-first-full-24k-gold-bike/#sthash.iRUg8tJ1.carEmG9Q.dpbs

I'd still prefer ultegra over gold plated sora

Maybe he just put them on for going to the shop or something but thought he'd snap a picture on the way.

My road bike can sometimes be spotted with Wellgo's finest on the end of the cranks.

Dat Faq I this!!!!???

http://www.designboom.com/technology/specialized-fuci-bike-concept-robert-egger-08-31-2015/

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Pure porn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3WnQ246f1g

Does this count at Anti? Just look at the setup of those handlebars! :P

Facepalm gif required.