Hah. I think I'm possibly the least qualified person to write one of those, but as your flat isn't a on the ground floor I think it might be tricky to incorporate an aquatic sex-pit anyway...
An inflatable paddling pool and a few tubs of chamois butter would do the trick, and it's portable.
I would also class it as meaningful architecture.
I have a box of crystals that will gel the water.
Can I come?
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Hah. I think I'm possibly the least qualified person to write one of those, but as your flat isn't a on the ground floor I think it might be tricky to incorporate an aquatic sex-pit anyway...