Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Found this gem on eBay

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I present the "Darwinian Natural Selection Pista™"

Rear brake cable routing and no rear brake used? Although this is anti, so I wouldn't be surprised if the owner put in a dropper post for aeros positions and used the routing for the remote...

At which point in the build did they decide it needed a blue chainset? Conception or just after they realised it was past the point of return?
Also that top tube decal is a solely different blue where it breaks and ends on the DT, yet the same blue as the tyres and crankset? I'm no understand.

Edit: Just noticed "New Mountain Bike" & "Quick Force MTB" too... WAT?!

Needs blue hubs.

Really needs blue hubs. Why even yellow? Ruins the build.

Silver headset spacers.

Lazy.

Uncommitted.

I am disappoint.

Black cable housing??

I was also disappointed by the silver spacers, but I appreciate the commitment to garishness made by alternating them (badly) with black ones...

Found this outside my friends house. Upsetting. Luckily they had nothing to do with it.

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Fuck me theres more

The green version looks like the Hope Factory Racing team build. Orrible.

+1 for the Dugasts though.

Pinerello rider has thinnest arms evar.

desticker wheels, different stem, different saddle, new bartape and you have sort of semi-decent bike

+1 for the Dugast tires indeed.

"A new way to ride"

Or just another take on powercranks.

This is anti now? I think you're being a little harsh lately, @TheSadR.

Sure the wheels (and tyres) aren't great, but it's not a bad bike.

He has green stripes on his sleeves, it seems.
Such tiny arms would be not UCI, it seems.

Go back to the shadows!

Design based on this?

When you see it...

why??? it's a cx-bike like many others

Flat pedals innit. Needs restrap.