Football

Liverpool ah fuckin pish, ya ken?

iPad. No excuses

Spent 4 years exiled in Glasgow and, having an English accent, I became quite familiar with pretty much all their terms of abuse.

You can only piss with the cock you've got.

Useless Bournemouth twats, but fuck the ref

In accordance with TEH RULEZ, my offspring must either end up supporting either Liverpool, or their local club (currently Sheffield United). In an effort to stave off such a terrible fate for these innocent children, Sheffield FC are currently crowdfunding to move back to Sheffield, which would put them closer to Landslide Towers than the dirty pigs. Please give generously???!!!

http://www.sheffieldfc.com/news/home-football-campaign-information
http://theworldsfirst.org

I think TEH RULEZ would also stretch to the owls as a permissible club.

oi abramovich, hands off rodgers, he's going nowhere

TFSW is preferable to that northern Irish twat. At least he's got trophies to show for it.

The a owls.

You do know he has Chelsea in his heart and has always spoken about wanting to return there, don't you?

I'm not sure that helps.

You could always move. Chesterfield and Mansfield are quite close by.

I'd move to Chesterfield.

Mansfield's horrible.

Went all the way there for a yentz once.

I thought Leeds was fucking grim. Mansfield made Leeds look delightful and quaint.

The yentz wasn't great either. I did a tank of fuel up there in my ancient M3 and was paranoid about where I'd parked it for the entire sordid coupling.

paranoid about where I'd parked it

Were the lights off then?

Beena while... not much changes here I see

Well, nobody expected that to happen

Nice from Depay

And another beauty, paying his fee off already

Wut, no!

Still unbeaten. Even with four midfielders out injured now.

Top of the league, having a laugh.

Still unbeaten in the league.

#wank

Fuck it, I'm going to bed