Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I thought this was an MS Paint picture of a bike for a second

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Give them a chance, it's clearly not finished yet. It will all depend on the crankset, which I think should be ultramarine.

Oh yes, and a gold anodized chain.

A mere £2k!

Facebook ad here (not sure if you need to in that group or not though...)

Apart from the untaped / plugged bars, and the price, what do you dislike about that?

I can't get my big toes in the holes to pedal it! Lol

Spotted this in a flea market in France. Maybe it doesn't belong here but my instinct says it does.

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Slightly more detail here

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So that's what ergos look like on track drops. I had wondered.

Would wheelie

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http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fixie-road-bike-/231648759923

Aaaaarg

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yeah super sick..

That's a horrendous build though. That frame could be good.

They've had some dogs, Cinelli, but they've never been scared to try something new.

just teasing mate ;) this build is particularly horrible!!
i'd be interested seeing it built nicely, but I'm still not convinced.

@Dogs It helps when you own a metal factory.

I don't think they make any metal, just shape it.

/pedant

Columbus do though and they're owned by the same people that own Cinelli.

Columbus is a manufacturer of steel tubing used in bicycle frames, located in Settala, in the Province of Milan. The company was founded in 1919 by A.L. Colombo and was taken over by Colombo's youngest son, Antonio, in 1977. It is now a division of Gruppo SPA, which also owns the bicycle manufacturer Cinelli.

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/21-Aliminium-frame-track-bike-Full-Carbon-disc-Tiger-print-wheels-6-rings-/271959487233?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20140818092515%2526meid%253Dd1f441a4f4bd47be91f66aff330ea7c8%2526pid%253D100286%2526rk%253D2%2526rkt%253D13%2526sd%253D231656901069&_trksid=p2054897.c100286.m3506

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Those wheels, this frame

Hippity hoppity heaven