• Commute home was fucking nuts.

    -1 for the car waiting to turn right for ages, seeing me coming then swerving across my path AND telling me to fuck off at the same time for some reason

    -1 for the stupid bitch on Loughborough Road forcing me into the gutter

    -1 for the tosser who sped into the oncoming lane 20 seconds later to park, nearly running me over

    -1 for the white van fuck overtaking me with an inch to spare ON A MINI ROUNDABOUT ON HIS PHONE (number plate BN58 ECZ)

    +1 for the nice staff at Tulse Hill Co-op who didn't tell me to get out when I brought my bike in

    +1 for the weirdos walking past me up Leigham Vale who shouted "I know who you work for I applied for a job there girls chewing her hair in the queue!"

    I'm glad to be home where I don't have to interact with the public.

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