Epic fail

Maybe it was Jeff and they've had a falling out since 1994.

https://youtu.be/irJJlCcz7lU

Shut up, NOFX are always right.

complains about tie dye shirt.
has bright red dyed hair.

It's because he looked different. What, you think punk rock is supposed to be an inclusive and positive space, or something? Or that he would want his music to be enjoyed by people who are different from him? Pfft.

Reminded me of this: http://thehardtimes.net/2015/07/27/this-is-an-all-inclusive-space-says-all-white-all-male-audience/

I don't get that vid either. Bloke flies out into a blind road at speed like a fool and gets walloped by a car. Ride safer next time, cunt, and you'll avoid stuff like that.

Inclusive except for hippies. Anyway, leave fat Mike alone, I love him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzoebhQ7hjQ

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complains about tie dye shirt.
has bright red dyed hair.

I get Fat Mike. He pines for the good old days. The days when men were men and hipsters were called scenesters. Those days are gone now. Shout out to Tim Yo. RIP romulan haircuts.

Full disclosure: I have a beard and often wear a tie-dyed post-black-metal band t-shirt.

edit: this is how I looked back then tho https://instagram.com/p/6VBzhFGCuw/ (i'm on the bottom [fnar])

while coiffing my beautiful thatch this morning the guard fell off the wahl clippers ....

#ialwayswantedanumber1

ooft.

i sported a skinhead many moons ago for this very reason.

luckily i have an aesthetically pleasing skull. Rapha merino beanie in summer otherwise...

would a motorbike helmet be overkill for todays tarck day .... as a spectator

I read on LFGSS that pedestrians are moar likely to be killed in the head than cyclists. Better safe than sorry.

I walked out of the NOFX/Alkaline Trio gig in Leeds a few weeks back because Fat Mike was such a bellend. I used to really love NOFX, I dont know if I've outgrown their humour or Fat Mike is just becoming even more insufferable.

NOFX are shit...

Next!

Fat Mike is my hero, NOFX are the best band ever, fuck off.

Fat Mike has made his fortune off of middle class kids who "want to be an individual, just like everybody else", I would have thought he'd embrace the hipster movement. Alot of today's hipsters were probably skate punks in the past anyway.

What is this crap, just helmets and Lycra, not one cyclist in your standard work clothes and a sort of podium girl to promote it.
(UK cycle to work day 2015 campaign photo)

is that an lfgss kit second from left? someone own up...

also, the far left is work clothes

Fragrant and charming though the lovely Denise is, she does in fact enjoy a bike ride to work and has done proper long ride for charidee, so she's just as good as the other four are as the public face of prommuter cycling.

how dare you! that's only the lovely ruddy Denise van Outen!

Should that be ruddy lovely?