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That whole story made me jealous. Good stuff Luci.

I may have to consider a swashbuckling phase. Possibly as I enter old age.

It's a tempting notion. I was always a big admirer of Errol Flynn. There's a man who could buckle more swash in an afternoon than most people achieve in their entire lives.

It's never to late to buckle a swash. Go for it.

Very good, tears of laughter.

Cheers @RichG!

I did post somewhere on here a picture of me in my swashbuckling era - I looked a proper knob. Happy days!

I saved a copy.. please just shout if you want it posting in the thread!

I think you know what to do...

I'll save you the job, @hms!

Here it is, in all it's horror.

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Needs posting at the end of the blog post!

It's the wall hanging that gets me.

Imagine living in a flat with that wall hanging and one day running out of weed. Seeing it straight. As if for the first time. Oh fuck, the horror.

It hid the mould on the walls, though.

Might compromise my feeble attempts at anonymity!

Gave me a great laugh Luci, the story was good too ;)

Giggling out load stuff, and that photo just finishes off perfectly...

I know, @mi7rennie, it's a bit of a fashion shocker! Those pants were satin.
Satin.
What the fuck was I thinking???

That it would be an enabler for sex.

Basically, yes. I think lasses reckoned that a bloke with enough brass neck to swan about like Jack Sparrow would be a hit in the hammock. Those poor, disappointed girls...

Not wanting to rain on your parade, but I reckon lasses who thought it would be fun to get it on with a Jack Sparrow lookalike had already seen a lot of disappointment in their lives.

I've never been picky. The desperate have always been most eager to please.
I'm not proud.

Catching up on blog after a break, Superman was spot on, love it.

Captain Blood has me in tears of laughter right now.

Looking forward to the 4 pages of unread posts in this thread after too.

Reminds me of a friend's motto:

"Fat lasses are grateful and always have bacon in for brekkie."

Cheers fella!

This is so true. I love the more well upholstered lady.

Like mopeds...fun to ride as long as your mates don't see you!

Hilarious as ever. I have piratical leanings at times but never look like that much of a twat.
At least you've got a grin on your face..