Not wanting to rain on your parade, but I reckon lasses who thought it would be fun to get it on with a Jack Sparrow lookalike had already seen a lot of disappointment in their lives.
I've never been picky. The desperate have always been most eager to please. I'm not proud.
Reminds me of a friend's motto:
"Fat lasses are grateful and always have bacon in for brekkie."
@General_Lucifer started
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Not wanting to rain on your parade, but I reckon lasses who thought it would be fun to get it on with a Jack Sparrow lookalike had already seen a lot of disappointment in their lives.